Seal Team Obesity

The year is 2085. The world is a dark and morbid place or should I say morbidly obese place. You see our technology has advanced so much with robots and entertainment. That no one moves anymore, after the zombies apocalypse of 2081. We have a one world government. This one government has no rules against monopolies so the McDonald's Corporation supplies the world’s food. The leader of this government is Ronald Machouse. He has set up a base in Greenland where he lives in a ice cube Fortress. The main area where people live is in Great Britan. Machouse  rules with a iron fist and no one is there to really stop him but one team.

There is a resistance a elite unit called Seal Team Obesity. There were five of them Biggs, Trap,Flop,Brock and me Mcbigity.

                                                                                                                                              

We were the survivors of Zombie apocalypse of 2081. We were trained by United States government. To be a unstoppable force. Are unit was  on the front lines with the rest of the Rangers.It was a bad deal there were just so many coming at us, it took only minutes for the line to fail. After I noticed that all hope was for the rest ranges, I instructed briggs to open a man hole, that was about a mile away. It took him over 4 hours to waddle there, at this point the guys were getting hungry so they started eating dead bodies of people what were in unrealated incidents with shipping containers. I saw a horde of zombies burst threw the wall, when briggs radioed to me that the man hole was open. We ending up rolling are way to safety. In the nastiness of what you call a sewer. Flop heard through radio chatter that the breakout had been caused by a Big Mac. We had always knew McDonald's was up to something especially after they bought chemical warfare company Blackwater. The Squad went through sewers until They hit a brown fall, if you know what I mean. We ending up sending Flop up a sewer Man hole but flop got suck. Me and trap started rubbing fecal water and He fell right out. The Squad Was all grossed out at this point. Biggs ended up planting bombs on the man hole. This caused a massive explosion that caused a huge hole to be there (where a man hole was). I waited about 30 seconds until I started moving forward. Then all of sudden, zombies started pouring in by dozens. I felt like we were in there for days, eventually Zombies stopped coming. Flop started to climb out of the man hole but flop fell back in hole because that's ironic.

We were in a rural area. All you could see for miles was smoke, fires, undead and the occasional siren.

 Trap started saying words I can repeat in a school paper. Biggs tried to calm him down but trap was obviously gone for a while. Who could blame him? I heard a week later that U.S had fallen. The Squad waddled are way to base. What took four years. The whole team had grown beards at this point. Brock was are studly fat guy. He broke open the gate. At this point are team needed to get the White House to talk to Bill Clinton JR who is the 120th president. I was hoping for some answers or maybe if there had been contact from the Avengers.

 

We found helicopter, the cargo one specifically. We couldn't fit in a normal one. We have to hook up the crew with zip line wires. We drove to White House that was burnt to the ground. There was a tunnel though. We oiled flop and sent him down a tunnel. He later found Bill Clinton jr was fight Hillary Clinton his mom. She was referred to as Godzilla in Japan. Either way, he said that McDonald's had token over world or what's left in it. So we ride in are cargo helicopter to greenland. Greenland is a frozen ice cube with Macdonalds fortress that was in the middle. Seal team obesity had a fart to heat converter. They spent two months of non stop farting and got their way to middle of the cube. Then they had to break into the fort. So he planted the bombs on the walls and broke through but then thousands of Ronald McDonalds showed up and  captured them. He captured us, they put us in separate rooms. I was chained up, I had twickle in my pocket. I tweaked on the wall until it, fell out but then Machouse came in. Then said nice to meet you Mcbigity I thought you would died already. Mcbigity panting at this point said you..........su.........ck......... He then thrustered out of chains and stabbed Machouse with the sacred Twinkie, he got from Han Solo. Machouse jokes on you I can see the future and I turned everyone into creatures. Then a bomb went off and everyone was t-Rex's and raptors wait what?